Total Medals Earned: 578 (From 94 different games.) Total Medal Score: 15,960 Points
Medals Earned: 4/4 (90/90 points)
Why would you even bother clicking on it?
The credits are over, why are you still walking?
You've successfully gotten into the janitor's closet!
You've successfully started the fire to distract the principle!
Medals Earned: 1/5 (10/170 points)
There is much to be discovered in the Wild West...
Score a 100x multiplier or better.
Finish the game.
Score a 500x multiplier or better.
Finish the game without crashing.
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/40 points)
Hey look there's more than one of me
So trapping them and not letting them finish is okay?
You completed the game
Medals Earned: 1/1 (25/25 points)
Get back to work.
Medals Earned: 3/5 (150/300 points)
Make it to the evil wizard.
Beat level two!
Beat level one.
Beat the game!
Get all the in-game achievements!
Medals Earned: 18/18 (500/500 points)
Make Gretel walk for the first time.
Obtain the slingshot
Shoot mom in the face
Get Bee Death
Get Spider Death
Get the clock
Get Dad Carriage Death
Take 200 shots with the slingshot
Get Axe Death
Kill Hansel
Get Rabbit Death
Get Crow Death
Trap the squirrel
Get Fire Death
Solve clock puzzle
Get all 10 stones
Drop all ten stones
Get all 10 deaths
Medals Earned: 3/9 (20/280 points)
Cute cat, hisses when petted.
Friendly dog, tore previous owner to shreds.
Ferocious Bear! Probably of Russian Origin.
Sad Frog. Might be gay.
Crazy Horse! Will stomp your face!
Gas escaping or forcefully pushed from the inside of anal cavity.
A feral monkey, probably the original incubator of the HIV virus.
A genius creature so filthy, religions won't eat it.
A savage donkey, responsible for the death of hundreds of villagers. Never apprehended for fear of donkey death.
Medals Earned: 4/4 (250/250 points)
Kill the boss without dying.
Beat the first level.
Complete the first level without firing a shot.
Beat the game.
Medals Earned: 5/6 (205/255 points)
TX-15 Dependency
Get a B Rank or higher
Get a C Rank or higher
Get an A Rank or higher
Get a S Rank
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 14/16 (470/490 points)
Kill your first enemy
Kill 150 enemies
DefeatWave1
Defeat Wave 2
Kill 10 enemies
Defeat Wave 5
Defeat Wave 4
Kill 250 enemies
Upgrade Health three times
Defeat Wave 3
Kill 350
Defeat Wave 6
Defeat a wave without getting hit
Defeat the Invader Ship
Upgrade Bullet to max
Upgrade FireRate to Max